UK Singles Dating Funny Side of Dating
From dating videos and dating jokes to dates that went wrong and games, the funny side of dating is your chance to relax, laugh, and enjoy a weekly insight to the funny side of dating
So let’s start this section of
Dating Jokes Some Women are like…
Poop.
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Comets.
All are beautiful, but they are cold as ice.
Computers.
Everything is stored in long-term memory for easy retrieval later on.
Cats.
They are cuddly and playful, but watch out when their claws come out
Parrots.
They love to repeat things.
A game of Scrabble.
Their vocabulary is endless and always in play.
Christmas Trees.
The more gifts they have, the merrier they become.
Giraffes.
They beautiful to look at, but hard to keep.
20 Things Not to Say During Sex
? But everybody looks funny naked!
? You woke me up for that?
? Did I mention the video camera?
? Do you smell something burning?
? (in a janitor’s closet) And they say romance is dead…
? Try breathing through your nose.
? A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
? Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
? Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
? But whipped cream makes me break out.
? Person 1: This is your first time..right?
Person 2: Yeah.. today
? (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
? Can you please pass me the remote control?
? Do you accept Visa?
? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
? On second thought, let’s turn off the lights.
? And to think - I was really trying to pick up your friend!
? So much for mouth-to-mouth.
(using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
Hope you’re as good looking when I’m sober…
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