Chat Up Lines Surely They Don’t Work? Top 10
I came across a post on a forum from somebody asking others what’s the best Dating chat up lines you have used so I did some research and was shocked how crude they was but here is my top 10 list.
1. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
2. The stars fell out of the sky when I looked into your eyes.
3. You are sex on legs and of course I want to be beside you so I can pave the way for a beautiful life together.
4. That lovely smile encapsulates the inner feelings in me. Should we be together?
5. Walk up to a lady and say “That dress looks wonderful on you”, then whisper in her ear “I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor”
6. How would you like your eggs done in the morning?
7. Get your coat you have pulled.
8. Did you know I was raised on a chicken farm?, well I can raise some cock
9. I’m like a magician, take me home tonight and ill disappear in the morning’
10. I look at your eyes
I then look down at my crotch
I look in your eyes
I look down at my crotch.
I repeat this a few times
and then say -=
“well it’s not going to suck itself”
After reading please only use those at your own risk lol as we won’t be liable for the slaps you might get. Remember there only ice breakers if used for a little fun you should get a cheeky laugh and go from there
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